Boys like me belonged to the rain.Ī successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Whether they like it or not.Ī man who is a master of patience is master of everything else. My neighbors are listening to great music. If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate? Boyish Captions for PicturesĨ0% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having a brain.Ī good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.īe like a sun, keep on shining And let the world burns. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go. I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.Ī broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth.Ĭhocolate doesn’t ask any questions. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.Īccording to my mirror I am pregnant. If you don’t want your heart to be easily broken, don’t let yourself be easily taken. I mean, someone has to bow as I walk past!ĩ out of 10 voices in my head say that I’m crazy. Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.Ī girl adding you to her WhatsApp is a modern sign of trust. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.Īlcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but neither does milk. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer… I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. What if there was no Google? Good question… I’ll have to Google it.ĭon’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone. I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven’t pooped it out yet. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as them.Īlcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level.ĭo people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.Īfter millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment. If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.Ĭome over to the dark side…we’ve got candy. Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.Ĭommon sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.ĭo you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That’s right, me neither. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.Īny of us has the capacity to light up a room. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.ĭoesn’t expect the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch. God is really creative, I mean just look at me. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.Īye I’m just feeling my vibes right now, I’m feeling myself. Showing myself at my worst, so the next time I post a selfie, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.